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So who were the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?

1. Cain – he wasn’t Abel.

2. King David – who sat on the throne for forty years.

3.  Solomon – neither heaven nor Earth could move him.

4.  Moses – he went up onto the mountain and took two tablets.

5. and Noah  – who was at sea for forty days and forty nights and all he passed was water.

beit shean toilets

Gary and friends demonstrating the use of public latrines in Roman Beit Shean. Gary seems to be in pain.. is he having a “King David” experience?… 😉