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The 10 Commandments for Touring Israel

Thou Shalt Not Argue With an Israeli

We are always right!

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Thou Shalt Not Drive in Israel

Unless you are from Italy, New-York, or Boston..

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Respect Thy Local Dress Code

Thy shalt not walk in shorts in Mea Shearim, yet thy shalt show your boobs in Tel-Aviv as much as possible. And unless Its your own wedding, thy shall never ever wear a tie in Israel!

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Honor Thy Holy Places

Very simple – Hats off in a church, hats on in a synagogue; Shoes off in a Mosque, shoes on when out of the mosque. And no cleavage or exposed shoulders or knees in any holy places. Kapish?

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Remember The Shabbath Day

I.E. Everything is closed!

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Thy Shalt Negotiate the Price

“Come in come in. I make you good price” – so do!

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Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s Hummus

Doesn’t make a lot of sense, but sounds right!

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Thou Shalt Not Shave Before Going into the Dead Sea

Just try

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I am Your Guide, Thou Shalt Not Have any Other Guide Before Me

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