Thou Shalt Not Argue With an Israeli
We are always right!
Thou Shalt Not Drive in Israel
Unless you are from Italy, New-York, or Boston..
Respect Thy Local Dress Code
Thy shalt not walk in shorts in Mea Shearim, yet thy shalt show your boobs in Tel-Aviv as much as possible. And unless Its your own wedding, thy shall never ever wear a tie in Israel!
Honor Thy Holy Places
Very simple – Hats off in a church, hats on in a synagogue; Shoes off in a Mosque, shoes on when out of the mosque. And no cleavage or exposed shoulders or knees in any holy places. Kapish?
Remember The Shabbath Day
I.E. Everything is closed!
Thy Shalt Negotiate the Price
“Come in come in. I make you good price” – so do!
Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s Hummus
Doesn’t make a lot of sense, but sounds right!
Thou Shalt Not Shave Before Going into the Dead Sea
I am Your Guide, Thou Shalt Not Have any Other Guide Before Me